Text and Drive? Oh Cell No!
Next time you see someone texting and driving, just say “Oh Cell No!” Not only is the pun amazing, but they’ll never forget it. It’ll stick around in their head like a bad pop song.
Signs
Get A Life Pokémon Players #WTF
They keep telling kids to go outside and play. Then when they do, they tell them to go inside and drink. Really? WTF people?! I get that people don’t like Pokémon players on their lawn, but telling them that they should go inside and drink their life away seems like bad advice. Go out side, walk … Read more
Closed due to ghosts.
If you ever run across a store that is closed due to ghosts, makes sure you call Ghostbusters. Then wait around and watch the show.
Don’t Pokémon Go & Drive
Arrive alive, don’t throw Pokéballs drive. I have a feeling you’ll see a lot more signs like this around as people do stupid things like play games while driving.
Carrots may be good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision.
It’s hard to argue with that logic, however carrots won’t leave you with a hangover and a night you wish never happened either. But then again, carrots are gross.
Good News Everyone! We have high-powered bean juice.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth has invented a high-powered bean juice that delivers intergalactic energy! What are you waiting for? Get a coffee now! Or better yet, an espresso. A Planet Expresso!
Super Dangerous Road Ahead
There’s a dangerous road a head. Full of pot holes, sink holes, and even some ass holes. One is worst than the others however.
Wanted: The Kool-Aid Man
If you see the Kool-Aid Man, call the authorities. Don’t try to chase him as he’ll just break through walls. He’s to be considered extremely destructive, and super tasty. However, don’t drink the Kool-Aid as he uses it to brain wash you into thinking everything is ok.
Best things in life start with the letter S.
Did you realize that the best things in live start with the letter S? Or something like that. I have no idea what’s going on here, or why Scoffee or Schocolate are not on the list.
Fill your Easter basket with bunny poop.
I don’t think Easter candy is bunny poop, but you never know for sure. Either way, I’d shop at this store.