Who do you vote for when no one seems like a good choice? Well, maybe Nobody. He seems to say all the right things. Nobody will keep election promises. Nobody will listen to your concerns. Nobody will help the poor & unemployed. Nobody cares! If Nobody is elected, things will be better for everyone. Nobody … Read more
No Hipsters! Don’t be coming in here with your hairy faces, your vegan diets, your tiny feet, and your sawdust bedding. No, wait. Hamsters. No Hamsters.
Next time you see someone texting and driving, just say “Oh Cell No!” Not only is the pun amazing, but they’ll never forget it. It’ll stick around in their head like a bad pop song.
They keep telling kids to go outside and play. Then when they do, they tell them to go inside and drink. Really? WTF people?! I get that people don’t like Pokémon players on their lawn, but telling them that they should go inside and drink their life away seems like bad advice. Go out side, walk … Read more
If you ever run across a store that is closed due to ghosts, makes sure you call Ghostbusters. Then wait around and watch the show.
Arrive alive, don’t throw Pokéballs drive. I have a feeling you’ll see a lot more signs like this around as people do stupid things like play games while driving.
It’s hard to argue with that logic, however carrots won’t leave you with a hangover and a night you wish never happened either. But then again, carrots are gross.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth has invented a high-powered bean juice that delivers intergalactic energy! What are you waiting for? Get a coffee now! Or better yet, an espresso. A Planet Expresso!
There’s a dangerous road a head. Full of pot holes, sink holes, and even some ass holes. One is worst than the others however.
If you see the Kool-Aid Man, call the authorities. Don’t try to chase him as he’ll just break through walls. He’s to be considered extremely destructive, and super tasty. However, don’t drink the Kool-Aid as he uses it to brain wash you into thinking everything is ok.
