I wish Noah would have swatted those two mosquitoes.
We wouldn’t still be dealing with these blood suckers of Noah would have just taken care of business years ago.
Random Fun
Attention: Shit Could Be Worse
Lets face it, things could be worse. You could be dead! But you’re not. So lets look at the bright side.
You Are What You Eat. So Don’t Be Cheap, Easy or Fake.
Basically this is a good diet plan. Most things that aren’t good for you are cheap, easy or fake. Personally, I’d like to be hot, spicy and satisfying. 🙂
SCIENCE FACT: You have a lot of veins in your body.
If you took all of the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die. So don’t try.
You can lead a human to knowledge but you can’t make him think.
Man. Horses are so smart. And here all I think they did was run around and take people for rides. Maybe they are more than furry vehicles.
Stop Being Sad. Start Being Rad.
Don’t let life get you down. Don’t be sad, be rad. You’re a kick ass person. Just believe in yourself.
Duck Duck Goose
Remember when we played Duck Duck Goose as a kid? Well some of you do. The other cool kids played Duck Duck Grey Duck. But that’s another argument altogether.
Checkout my breadsticks and nuts.
If you think my breadstick is big, why don’t you come back to my place and see my nuts.
Goat with Human Hands Enjoys a Classy Dinner
This goat is super classy. He’s got more manners than most of my friends.