Actually, I don’t even know what that means, but I’m pretty sure I don’t wake up feeling super rich and knowing that I don’t have to go to my 9-5 job.
Category: Random Fun
I’m not sure about you, but I started eating cake as soon as we started talking about cake.
Way to go Mom. You rock! You do to Dad. She couldn’t have done it without you.
My son didn’t understand the concept of a committed relationship, so I told him it’s like making a girl your default browser.
And as every one knows, changing your default browser is hard.
So stay cool and come up with another plan. Things will work out eventually.
The list of things I’m good at is growing every day. Like just today I learned that pissing off other drivers on the road can now be added to the list.
Next time you’re in the middle of a home improvement project, like replacing the carpet, be sure to leave a nice little message for the next people to do the same job. Don’t worry, it’ll probably be...
Cats lead such a depressing life. They try to fit in, but it just doesn’t work. Listen to their stories.
When the zombies come, I’ll be ready for them. I’m not going down without one hell of a fight.
It’s all fun and games until someone gets pantsed.