I’m not sure how many times I’ve told people that the animal was just napping. Even if they know the truth, napping sounds way better than dead.
Category: Random Fun
That’s what they say. But us men say “No we won’t!” Don’t try to tell us what to do. You can’t change us.
Believe it or not, coffee is a super power. Without coffee, I’m not good to be around. With coffee, I get shit done and I’m nice to talk to.
Who doesn’t love sporks! Unless they’re in the road. Then what do you do? Why do sporks confuse people so? I guess we love them as long as we don’t have to deal with...
You know who I’m talking about. We all know someone like that. 🙂
… they should throw parties with strippers!
… because you’re just so hilarious. You know it happens. 🙂
No one should be normal. Weird is where it’s at.
Donuts and cats go together like peanut butter and Ritz crackers. Not sure what that means, but I do like the combinations.
There is nothing like floating on a giant donut, in the pool, while eating a donut, on a nice summer day. Doesn’t that sound nice?! Buy your own Gigantic Donut Pool Float.