Did you know that if you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges?
It’s true. Give it a try. Wait for it. Keep trying. Oh man, this is getting good. Think about it. I really hope you got it by now.
Random Fun
Wine is to Women as Duct Tape is to Men
Wine can fix everything! Doesn’t matter what it is or how bad it’s messed up, just add wine and *poof* problem solved.
Fool me once weather man, shame on you. Fool me twice…
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 350,000 times, you’re a weather man. I love you weather man, but your track record just isn’t good. I know. I know. It’s not your fault. Still, I’m a bit mad when you’re not right. Love you though when you’re right!
Why is there a light in the fridge? Oh yea, for midnight snacks.
If we were not meant to have midnight snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge? No one really knows do they? I’m sure it’s because food spoils if you don’t eat it. Like that pizza from earlier today. Or pie. Might as well eat it now.
Party on Wayne. Party on Darth.
You know it’s going to be one hell of a party when Wayne and Darth are there. Party on!!!
Weekend Forecast: Mostly drunk with a chance of horny.
I’m ready for the weekend. I’m going to do some drinking, maybe some flirting, and we’ll see where it goes from there. You in?
Even zombies don’t love her for her brains.
Smart pretty girls have it so hard. They can’t meet a decent guy who will love them for their brains. Even zombies get distracted. via Jim Benton
This is what dogs see when they go on walks.
I see beautiful nature and my dog sees a lot of potties; and we have to stop at each one!