Expect Nothing – Enjoy Life
Expect nothing and you’ll be surprised of something. It’s true. You are usually happier when you get something you don’t expect.
Random Fun
Holy Crap, Your Hot!
Not sure when the official Holy Crap, Your Hot day is, but I think it should be very day. I mean look at you good lookin’!
I Didn’t Fall, I Attacked The Floor
Sure. That’s what they all say. After a few shots of tequila, everyone “attacks” the floor.
Easiest Coloring Book Ever!
How great is this? You get white crayons to color the snow, snowmen and polar bears. Perfection every time; guaranteed.
And You Wonder Why You Don’t Get Chicks
You’re not gonna get in my pants if you don’t love Jesus. Some people are single until they’re 50. And there’s usually a good reason why.
less h8 more <3
Just saying. We could all use a little less hate and a lot more love. It’d make things so much better.
Where Do You See Yourself In 10 Years?
Finally. I now have an answer to that stupid interview question “Where do you see yourself in 10 years?” In a mirror.
You Know Your Flying To Low When…
You know your flying to low when you look out or airplane window and see a giraffe. That right there is a good time to start to panic.
Not All Snowflakes Are Tasty
Be careful when trying to catch snowflakes on your tongue. You never know when a bird may want to drop by and play a little joke on you.