Shhh I’m trying to read.
All I want to do is figure out how the story ends, but no, people gotta keep coming and staring at me.
Random Fun
I’m not addicted to beer, it’s addicted to me.
No matter how hard I try to get away, beer always finds me again. It’s everywhere! via explosm.net
Once Upon A Time A Prince Got Turned Down
Talk about living happily ever after. Lots of money, racing cars, rock concerts and being as cool as hell!
Zombies can’t swim. Get a boat.
This could possibly be the best reason to get a boat. You’re only thinking of the safety of your family!
Moment of Silence Please For Those Stuck In Traffic
For those who are just trying to get the gym so they can walk on the treadmill or ride a stationary bike. Life is rough.
Excuse Me Miss. My Eyes Are Up Here.
I don’t know why she can’t just focus on me. I know my beard is beautiful, but I’m trying to have a conversation here.
Flow chart of a cat lady.
If you’re not happy, follow these simple steps and you’ll be a happy crazy cat lady.
I’m better than you. I can fly and my body is a boat!
Stupid ducks and their attitudes. Always showing off and pooping on everything.
You just got hurt. It was crazy. Call us maybe?
Unless it was illegal. Then I would not call. Unless you’re dying. Then call. K?
I don’t watch soap operas, I have Facebook.
There’s always some drama and never a dull minute. Somethings make me laugh, some make me cry others are just unbelievable. The characters are way better though and I can’t wait to see how things turn out.