Shhh I’m trying to read.
All I want to do is figure out how the story ends, but no, people gotta keep coming and staring at me.
- Next story I feel like an idiot, although I’m an idiot. So it works out.
- Previous story I’m not addicted to beer, it’s addicted to me.
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