Music
Shoplifters will be subject to a 24 hour marathon of Sarah McLachlan SPCA commercials.
Think of the animals. The puppies and kitties. Think of the tears you will cry. Think of the sadness you will feel. Man, that’d work so good. It doesn’t get much worse than those sad animals and Sarah McLachlan music. That’s a real threat right there.
Take it. Take another little pizza my heart now baby.
If I had a pizza heart, I’d eat it and die. So that’s not such a good idea. But you can take a piece.
OH Lawd Jay-sus, it’s a FIRE!
https://youtu.be/Nh7UgAprdpM Stay tuend after the news report for a special music video. It goes perfect with a cold pop and a barbecue.
Dumb Ways to Die – A Cute Life Lesson
There are so many dumb ways to die. Listen to this cute little song and learn live another day.
It’s not nothing, it’s an air guitar!
Give a cheap gift this Christmas, an air guitar! Kids love them. Well they usually do. Unless they get them mixed up with nothing. via Bizarro
12 Days of Effing Christmas
The 12 days of Christmas may be a classic song, but it’s a little out of date. It’s more like: 12. Effing Fruitcakes 11. Shoppers Shoving 10. Credit Cards All Maxed 9. Broken Diets 8. Hours Delay 7. Tacky Sweaters 6. Checks A-Bouncing 5. Extra Pounds 4. Bags A-Missing 3. Missed Flights 2. Panic Attacks … Read more
When I think about you I touch my elf.
There is nothing like the Christmas spirit. It just takes over and before you know it, you’re touching your elf.
Microsoft Hires Rapper – Fires Them in Two Minutes [video]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oWJz5G6vo0 Upcoming American rapper Machine Gun Kelly (MGK) was hired to perform at Microsoft’s Atlanta retail store on Friday, but the software giant got more than it bargained for. MGK performed ‘Hold On (Shut up)’ for the crowd at the Microsoft Store, where he appeared to mark The Source magazine’s release of their annual Power 30 issue. After rapping … Read more