12 Days of Effing Christmas

12 days of Christmas

The 12 days of Christmas may be a classic song, but it’s a little out of date. It’s more like:

12. Effing Fruitcakes
11. Shoppers Shoving
10. Credit Cards All Maxed
9. Broken Diets
8. Hours Delay
7. Tacky Sweaters
6. Checks A-Bouncing
5. Extra Pounds
4. Bags A-Missing
3. Missed Flights
2. Panic Attacks
1. Christmas Day!

What do you suppose your true love got for you?

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