Ever had a pizza taco?
Part pizza, part taco, and a whole lot of awesome. Except that feeling you get after eating it. That’s regret.
Food
Why is there a light in the fridge? Oh yea, for midnight snacks.
If we were not meant to have midnight snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge? No one really knows do they? I’m sure it’s because food spoils if you don’t eat it. Like that pizza from earlier today. Or pie. Might as well eat it now.
Hash Tag, You’re It! #hashtag
I’m not sure if I should play this game on Twitter, Facebook, or in real life.
I may never look at breakfast the same again.
Are you eggs or sausage? Do you prefer eggs or sausage? This is wrong in so many ways, yet correct and funny.
Mom says beauty is on the inside. You know, like a fridge.
Don’t judge a book by its cover. Don’t underestimate people. You know, all those things you shouldn’t do because your mom told you so. Yea, thank her for that.
Health Buzz Words Are Fun
Watch out for things that have healthy buzz words on them. Lots of things don’t contain gluten, sugar, fat, or calories, yet they will kill you if you eat them.
Welcome to life kid. You can’t win.
You remember when you lived at home and no matter what you wanted to do you seemed to piss off your parents? Well welcome to real life. Better start learning how to sweet talk people now.
I sure could go for taco flavored yogurt.
Being healthy would be so much easier if things came in taco flavor. Or if I could just eat tacos and consider that healthy. I mean it is like a hand-heldĀ salad.