It’s just that you’re on fire, and I have marshmallows and a long stick. Just give me a minute and then we’ll talk. It’s not all about you ya know!
The bowl of food is full. The bowl of food is empty. Feed me now. That’s cat logic.
You know that refrigerator is always calling your name. Ready to give you some sort of snack at any moment. It’s like your best friend and worst enemy.
April Fools may only come once a year, but this prank is good anytime. It’s absolutely freaking scary and yet safe and cheap.
Would you rather have a box or raisins or a bag of chocolate chips? What about raisin cookies? Raisin bran? Raisin pancakes?! There are so many things that chocolate chips can do better.
I don’t need any tea and crumpets, I need tacos!
It’s always a good time when you have cake. It’s great at parties, work events, or even just at home by yourself. Who wants some cake?!
Have you had your Lucky Charms yet today?
They’re cute, they’re yummy and if you take one, I don’t want to hear another peep out of you. Shut your cupcake hole!
One day your body is smooth, sexy, and slim. But then comes a hot flash and BAM you’re twice the size, have wrinkles, and a bit bitter; or salty. Personally, I much prefer the...