Shhh. The Cougar is Sleeping.
National Geographic was in the right place at the right time and caught a cougar sleeping in a tree. Doesn’t she look peaceful?
Women
I See You Looking at That French Girl!
Women. They get so bent out of shape for no reason. Maybe he’s looking her thinking how bad smoking is for her? Or how she has no butt. Or that she’s as skinny as a french fry. That can’t he healthy. via bizarrocomics
5 Deadly Terms Used By A Woman
Fine – This sis the word used to end an argument when she knows she’s right & you need to shut up. Nothing – Means something & you need to be worried. Go Ahead – This is a dare, not permission. Do not do it. Whatever – It’s a woman’s way of saying screw you. … Read more
Running into someone from high school who got fat is better than Christmas.
I may not say it to your face, but it makes me so damn happy!
I’m done with the ladies. I’m all yours now, alcohol.
Life’s complicated. It doesn’t matter which path you choose.
Typical. People always like the turkey with the big breasts.
Seems that every Thanksgiving all the guys, and all the gals, just want the bird with the big breasts. They don’t care about our brains. They just chop our heads off and go for our voluminous body.
The Gentleman Zombie
He chases you, you trip and fall, he picks you up like a nice guy, then eats your face! via explosm
How to pick up chicks.
Picking up chicks is pretty easy to do. Now picking up two at once, that’s a bit more tricky.
Once Upon A Time A Prince Got Turned Down
Talk about living happily ever after. Lots of money, racing cars, rock concerts and being as cool as hell!