A little bit of love goes a long way. So does awkwardness, loneliness and one pissed off person.
Tell your special someone this Valentines Day that even though they’re not perfect, and you are, that you still love them. Roses are red Violets are blue Even though you have selective hearing I still love you
I get kind of corny. What were you thinking? Oh… I know what you were thinking. Shame on you.
Who needs Valentines Day when you have vodka?! It’s way more powerful than beer goggles and, if you drink too much, you’ll forget Valentines completely.
If men wrote candy hearts for Valentines Day they’d be so much more interesting. Can U Cook? Nice Jugs Get Me A Beer Bend Over Stop Talking Game On TV Don’t Call Me Your Mom’s Hot R U 18 You can feel the love can’t you?
That’s right. This Valentines Day get your sweetie a mop! Nothing says I Love You like a little hard work; done by someone else.
Women always want you to be honest right? Well shit bitch, you is fine. And that’s the truth. You can get your very own bear over at Firebox. You can also grab some Hollabears on Amazon.
No need to go all out this Valentines Day. Just dump your sweetie before February 14th and you’ll save a ton of money. Or maybe not. If they really are your sweetie, you probably shouldn’t let them go. I mean, who else is going to want you? Not that there is anything wrong with you. … Read more
Don’t jump to conclusions, pay attention to the details. It’s not what I say, but how I say it.
There’s nothing as awesome as a grumpy cat on Valentine’s Day!
Give the perfect Valentine’s card by printing out one, or all, of these sweet valentines. You can’t go wrong by giving your sweetie a Ryan Gosling Zombie Beer Cupcake Coffee card. Everyone I know would love it. Head over to heartsandlaserbeams.com for the high quality printout.
