All American Advice from Superman
When Super Heroes give you advice, it’s a good idea to listen. America is great because we’re made up of many different people.
Super Heroes
We can only blame ourselves for all the crime and violence today.
We removed all the phone booths and now Superman has nowhere to change.
Cactus America
He’s not your ordinary super hero. He’s green, pokey, and here to save you! Well, as good as he can without legs.
Once I found coffee, all my super powers came back!
Without coffee, it’s hard to function. With coffee, its like I’m a super hero, here to save the day.
Look! Someone in that store is in trouble!
Next time you see a help wanted sign, rush in with your cape and face mask on and ask them where the bad guys are. –bizarro
Texting While Flying… Not A Super Idea
Superman isn’t so super when he hits an airplane. Get off the phone and fly jerk!!
Little Thormaid
Seems there are a lot of people obsessed with Thor and they probably wouldn’t mind seeing him shirtless. That’s why Disney is making the Little Thormaid. Thor will be shirtless and wet the whole movie.