We removed all the phone booths and now Superman has nowhere to change.
Sometimes, it just takes a different perspective to realize that violence isn’t the answer. Like when a mosquito lands on your testicles. Are you going to hit it? Probably not. Oh, and what happened...
Just because someone is Irish, or they look like a leprechaun, it’s not always a good idea to pinch them. Some Irish people have a temper and may just knock you out. Ask first, pinch second.
All the slicing and dicing and cake is making carrots angry.