We can only blame ourselves for all the crime and violence today.
We removed all the phone booths and now Superman has nowhere to change.
Violence
And then you realize, there’s always a way to solve problems without violence.
Sometimes, it just takes a different perspective to realize that violence isn’t the answer. Like when a mosquito lands on your testicles. Are you going to hit it? Probably not. Oh, and what happened to your pants!
Pinch me and I’ll punch you.
Just because someone is Irish, or they look like a leprechaun, it’s not always a good idea to pinch them. Some Irish people have a temper and may just knock you out. Ask first, pinch second.
