Don’t like it? Don’t do it?
Some things in life are simple so why are we making it so hard for others?
Sex
Congratulations on making a human with your genitals.
I wish this card was at Halmark. – Buy this card.
Advice: Spooning leads to forking.
Go out, have a few drinks, get your groove on and have fun. Just remember, spooning leads to forking.
The Pope Is Like Santa, He Sees Everything.
He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good and he knows when you’re making yourself happy for goodness sake.
Women’s Emotions vs Mens
Sorry women, but your husband has no idea what you’re feeling. It’s not just him either, all husbands have this issue. Maybe you could tell them what you’re feeling? Ohh and while you’re at it, can you make him a sandwich? He’s probably hungry. Ohh and horny. Do you got 5 minutes?
Zombies vs Necrophiliacs
Zombies don’t have it too easy. I mean they have to deal with necrophiliacs after all. Those people are weird.
If Condoms Had Sponsors…
What’s your favorite sponsor for condoms? Nike? KFC? Pringles? All good choices here. You really can’t go wrong.
Facebook – It’s All About Sex
This is why Facebook is the largest website on the internet. It’s all about sex right from the login screen. Way to go Facebook!