Searching for inappropriate stuff on the internet when you’re drunk is called Beer Googles.
Admit it, you’ve awoken in the morning to see what you were Googling last night and were a bit shocked and embarrassed.
Internet
Sometimes I feel like if it weren’t for the free coffee and internet, I’d never go to work.
Lets face it, the coffee and internet are the best things about work. Oh, and that paycheck isn’t bad either.
Remember when the Library used to be the Internet?
The old school internet required you to look up where books were, find books, then actually read them! Plus they didn’t have nearly as many pictures of cats.
I Can’t Get Off The Computer. It’s The Only Place I’m Cool!
It’s not like I can go out in public and be this awesome. It just doesn’t work like that.
My son didn’t understand the concept of a committed relationship, so I told him it’s like making a girl your default browser.
And as every one knows, changing your default browser is hard.
Did you just say run for fun? You know we have the internet now right?
Urg. You want me to go outside? There’s so many people out there. And bugs. And things are so far away. And I gotta put pants on. Everything I need Google can find or Amazon can send me.
The computer was invented to make us productive. Then they invented the internet.
Now we watch cat videos on YouTube and share them on Facebook. Talk about a productivity killer.
Time for bed. Just gotta check my phone quick.
I’m pretty sure this is every teenager and nerd in America.
When it’s cold outside, I like to curl up with a nice book; and the internet.
Books make great coasters. When it’s cold outside I like to curl up with a think book and a hot cup of tea. Then I like to use the book as a coaster for the tea and browse the internet on my laptop while simultaneously texting my friends and flipping between channels on television.
I like you more than free WIFI.
There are good things in life, and then there is you. You kinda rock.