Can you help support these girls?
Some girls can’t “even” and I’m not sure what that means. But I know where a Starbucks is. This is very important. Please participate.
Girls
Sometimes It’s OK To Throw Rocks At Girls
As long as it’s sparkly and you spent way to much money on it.
Your girl is just like fireworks; hot and pretty…
But mis-handle them once and you’ll feel the pain.
How to pick up chicks.
Picking up chicks is pretty easy to do. Now picking up two at once, that’s a bit more tricky.
Zombies like girls for their brains, not their body.
See. There are men out there who like women for their brains.
Boys Get Cold Too, Bring Your Own Damn Jacket
Is it too much to ask for a girl to bring her own jacket when it’s going to be chilly out? I mean come on, do they not watch the weather?