Don’t drink and drive because there are people out there who text and drive and they will hit you and it will be your fault. I mean, you really shouldn’t need a good reason not to drink and drive, but when your friend is not making logical decisions, this may help.
Every winter it’s the same thing. We start off slow and cautious and then before you know it, snow is no big deal. We cruise down the road without a care in the world, slipping and sliding, and doing donuts like some sort of professional stunt car driver. Weeeeeee via dustinteractive
Next time you see someone texting and driving, just say “Oh Cell No!” Not only is the pun amazing, but they’ll never forget it. It’ll stick around in their head like a bad pop song.
It’s never to late to start new. However, sometimes you need to re-think your new start. Like maybe thinking twice before getting this license plate. Sure, you meant well well, but…. no.
Why is it that when it snows, everyone forgets how to drive? Even in places where they’re use to snow, there are cars everywhere! In places that don’t often get snow, it’s like the end of the world! The ditch must be the safe spot. That’s why they all park there.
Just because you have the right of way, or the law is on your side, doesn’t mean you should be stupid and walk in front of traffic. You have a brain, use it.
And this is why you have kids. They’ll say the things you never should. Of course laughing along isn’t much better.
Some days just feel like an epic fail. You think you have nowhere else to run, but you do. You can always turn around, or say F the police and go wherever you want!
Road signs aren’t telling you the whole story. There just a small piece of the puzzle.
