If I didn’t drink, how would my friends know I love them at 2am?
When I call you all drunk and what not in the middle of the night, it’s because I love you. I could have called anyone, but I choose you. That’s saying something.
Drinking
Keep Ca… Why Is The Rum Gone?
There are times to be calm and times to freak out. I think it’s about time we freaked out!
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
It’s the best thing she ever did for me.
Vodka vs Wine
Seems if I have a basement full of vodka I’m an alcoholic. However, if I have a basement full of wine I’m classy. Either way I’m drunk and broke so whatever.
V is for Vodka
Who needs Valentines Day when you have vodka?! It’s way more powerful than beer goggles and, if you drink too much, you’ll forget Valentines completely.
Today’s Special: Buy Any 2 Drinks and Pay For Both!
I feel like I’m a pretty smart cookie so won’t get tricked by this. But give me a drink or two and I’m sure this will sound like a fantastic deal!
It’s so hard to unlock doors when you’re being chased by a serial killer.
Have you ever noticed that no one can get their keys in the lock when being chased by serial killers? I know there’s a lot of pressure, but come on. You can do better than that. Granted one or two beers make it pretty hard too.
Booze Food & Fun? Or Real Life?
It’s always a hard decision to make, but there is a reason the alcohol business is always booming. Screw you real life, I’m going to go forget my problems now.
Forecast for Tonight: Alcohol, Low Standards & Poor Decisions
aka PARTY! Who’s in? It’s going to be a blast.