Tequila is just the grown up version of choose your own adventure books.
It’ll be one wild adventure, but sadly you won’t remember it. You may hear stories, see photos or videos, but you won’t believe the story.
Tagged: Drinking
Searching for inappropriate stuff on the internet when you’re drunk is called Beer Googles.
Admit it, you’ve awoken in the morning to see what you were Googling last night and were a bit shocked and embarrassed.
Irish Today. Shitface Tonight. Hungover Tomorrow.
It’s going to be a St. Patrick’s Day I won’t remember. Yahooooooooo!
If you see leprechauns, stop drinking.
Just a little advice for all those drinking this St. Patrick’s Day. If you see little green men, of any kind, you should probably stop drinking and call it a night.
I like my beer like I like my women. Intoxicating and Irish.
Who am I kidding? As long as she’s intoxicated, I’m good.
Let’s Get Ready To Stumble!
Here comes one of the most fuzzy holidays of the year. Are you ready for some St. Pat’s day fun?!
There is always someone who drinks at work. Might as well be me.
Mornings suck, solitaire is difficult, and working is hard. Putting booze in my coffee helps me get through the day though.
Green beer wants to be inside you.
I don’t know what it is about green better, but it just looks so tasty and is amazing around this time o’year.
Drink Up Bitches
St. Patrick’s day is coming and you better be prepared. Tonight I’ll be practicing getting my drunk on.
