Candy Guillotine. Is the Halloween candy worth it?
How far would you go for some Halloween candy? Would you risk your hand in the candy guillotine?
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Peeps as Muppets
I didn’t realize that Peeps could look so good. I love Muppets, and as Peeps, they’re even sweeter.
Trojan Easter Bunny Comes With Peeps Inside
If you stop and think about it, a hollow chocolate Easter bunny would be amazing if it were filled with Peeps. Sure, Peeps get a bad rap sometimes, but at Easter they’re OK. via Doctor Fun
The vending machine gave me the wrong kind of Kit-Kat.
Even though he may not be covered in chocolate, he’s a steel at the price. Who wants a Kitty Cat?
I Found Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory!
See. It’s right there. And they have free tours and candy! Who wants to go with me?
Give Peeps a Chance
All I’m saying is give Peeps a chance. Make Peeps not war. Peeps for everyone. 😉
Soon – It’ll Be Easter
The Peeps are waiting. Waiting for Easter. Waiting for kids. Waiting for someone to finally eat them and get sugar crazy.
What If Men Wrote Candy Hearts?
If men wrote candy hearts for Valentines Day they’d be so much more interesting. Can U Cook? Nice Jugs Get Me A Beer Bend Over Stop Talking Game On TV Don’t Call Me Your Mom’s Hot R U 18 You can feel the love can’t you?
Santa is Such a Dick
Christmas candy is great, but sometimes you unwrap something you never expected. Oh well, might as well enjoy it.
Trick Or Treat You Little Shits
Most trick or treaters are fun and cute, but some are too old, didn’t put any creativity into their costume, or are just rude. For them, we say screw you!