‘Merica. Red, White and Firecrackers!
I know, fireworks are loud and scary, but don’t call 911 because you or someone you know is unhappy about them. Don’t call 911 if… Instead, call them if… Other reasons not to call 911…
Be safe this 4th of July. If someone is asking you how many fingers they’re holding up, that’s not a good sign. via explosm
I’m not sure I’d ever think of dyeing my pets red, white and blue, but some of these look pretty cool. Others, not so much. A for effort all around though. ‘Merica!
If you find yourself, or someone else, saying this, it’s a good time to go. Go anywhere else. Fireworks may seem fun and funny, but it hurts like hell.
Some good advice from the local liquor store. Sadly, I’m not sure if this is preventing people from drinking and playing with fireworks it, or giving them the idea.
I’m sure all your friends will want you to live text fireworks this year. Try it out, see how that goes.
I can hear the fireworks in my head. They don’t look as good in my head, but it’s the thought that counts. via Nebraska and imgur.
Every fourth of July I like to get me a little Boom Boom Pow! Awwwww. via Nebraska and imgur.
It’s Friday, it’s practically a holiday, and either you’re not at work, or half the office is gone. It’s basically happy hour all day.
But mis-handle them once and you’ll feel the pain.
