Happy 4th! How many fingers am I holding up?
Be safe this 4th of July. If someone is asking you how many fingers they’re holding up, that’s not a good sign. via explosm
4th of July
‘Merica. Red, White and Firecrackers!
Dye your pets this 4th of July
I’m not sure I’d ever think of dyeing my pets red, white and blue, but some of these look pretty cool. Others, not so much. A for effort all around though. ‘Merica!
Liquor and Fireworks. What could go wrong?
If you find yourself, or someone else, saying this, it’s a good time to go. Go anywhere else. Fireworks may seem fun and funny, but it hurts like hell.
Don’t Drink and Light Fireworks. Your Eyebrows Thank You.
Some good advice from the local liquor store. Sadly, I’m not sure if this is preventing people from drinking and playing with fireworks it, or giving them the idea.
Live Texting Fireworks
I’m sure all your friends will want you to live text fireworks this year. Try it out, see how that goes.
Land of the WEEEEEEEE. Home of the YAYYYYYY.
I can hear the fireworks in my head. They don’t look as good in my head, but it’s the thought that counts. via Nebraska and imgur.
I Like That Boom Boom Pow!
Every fourth of July I like to get me a little Boom Boom Pow! Awwwww. via Nebraska and imgur.
Life. Liberty. And the Pursuit of Happy Hour.
It’s Friday, it’s practically a holiday, and either you’re not at work, or half the office is gone. It’s basically happy hour all day.
Your girl is just like fireworks; hot and pretty…
But mis-handle them once and you’ll feel the pain.
Have A Super Hero Fourth of July!
Nothing is more American than fireworks and president’s heads on super hero bodies at your local grocery store!