Stand Out
Don’t be like everyone else, stand out and be you. Granted, you’ll have to take the consequences of your actions, but you’ll be happy to be you.
Lame St. Patrick’s Day Jokes
Those jokes are great for kids or telling those who you don’t want to offend. They’re a little lame, but can still be funny. Especially if you’re drunk.
I have a recipe for every one of your cat photos.
Cat sandwich. Cat lasagna. Cat soup. Chocolate covered cats.
Come in for drinks. Keep walking and then what? Bears!?
Either stop in for drinks or keep walking and risk it all. What’s further down the street? Who knows, maybe bears, or a mugger, or real life! Better not chance it.
The Benefits of Coffee
Coffee is a good thing. There are so many benefits to drinking it; other than the fact that it helps me deal with others. Wakes you up. You get to use your favorite mug! It’s so yummy. (if made right) Great for procrastinating. People watching in coffee shops. Makes you happy. Hand warmer. Energy!!! What other … Read more
I’m going to be productive tomorrow. Or maybe not.
Every night when we go to bed, we all think about how productive we’re going to be in the morning. We make plans, we get psyched up, then we fall asleep and it all disappears. We’ll try again tomorrow. via Claire Mcloughlin
Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters.
Don’t let the haters get you down, your friends matter more. Especially if they bring wine.
The biggest lies on the Internet.
I hate to break it to you, but not everything on the Internet is true. Chances are you see some of these biggest lies every single day. You could even be lying too. via TruthFacts
I’m not going outside until the temperature is above my age.
Ever wonder why kids don’t mind going out when it’s cold? Or why the older you get, the less you like the cold? Well, I think it’s because our bodies have this unwritten rule about how the temperature needs to be above your age before you can enjoy being outside.