Celebrities are destroying the institution of marriage.
It’s not the gays that are going to destroy the institution of marriage, it’s celebrities.
Summer days vs winter nights
What’s better? Summer days where you and run and frolic all day long with not a worry in the world? Or winter nights where you’re warm and cozy and sleep like a baby?
Please don’t make me unfriend you.
This is just a curtsy warning. I don’t want it to get all weird between us. Just stop being so …. you… an be a little more ….. not you. Thanks!
Always do sober what you’d do drunk
Then maybe you’d learn a few things, like how you shouldn’t drink so much.
I want to be here when karma comes back to punch you in the face.
You know, just in case it needs help.
A sure sign you need to take your meds.
Turns out, if your food all has googlie eyes and is staring back at you, then you need to be medicated.
Why Superheros aren’t on the internet more.
Seems computers aren’t made for their unique personalities.
Don’t call them colored pencils.
Not sure what your other option is, but ‘colored’ is not politically correct.