Did your car come with email and bacon?
I don’t know about you, but I sure would love some bacon on my morning drive.
Who wants an internet date with an e-man?
This guy appears to like tacko’s, large breasts and has has the blue ray’s.
Common sense is a flower that doesn’t grow in everyone’s garden.
This would be why some of my friends seem a little stupid.
Music was a lot different back in my day.
We had 12 songs total on a cassette and they were usually all from the same artist. We’d listen to the first 6 and then we had to flip over to hear the next 6 songs. Fast forward and rewind took more than a split second and you hardly ever got it right. There was no repeat … Read more
Coffee footprints let you know where your coffee was.
They’re not messy, they’re nostalgic. Or something fancy like that.
Your Monday can’t be this bad.
When things aren’t going right, remember that they could always be worse.