Comic Sans Is the Best Font in the World Song.
Especially if you want your designs to look like their done by a little girl.
Summer is almost over, enjoy it while you can.
Grab a glass of lemonade. Go to the pool. Or just relax. It’s not the end of the world.
Shhh I’m trying to read.
All I want to do is figure out how the story ends, but no, people gotta keep coming and staring at me.
I’m not addicted to beer, it’s addicted to me.
No matter how hard I try to get away, beer always finds me again. It’s everywhere! via explosm.net
Once Upon A Time A Prince Got Turned Down
Talk about living happily ever after. Lots of money, racing cars, rock concerts and being as cool as hell!
Zombies can’t swim. Get a boat.
This could possibly be the best reason to get a boat. You’re only thinking of the safety of your family!
Moment of Silence Please For Those Stuck In Traffic
For those who are just trying to get the gym so they can walk on the treadmill or ride a stationary bike. Life is rough.
Excuse Me Miss. My Eyes Are Up Here.
I don’t know why she can’t just focus on me. I know my beard is beautiful, but I’m trying to have a conversation here.
Flow chart of a cat lady.
If you’re not happy, follow these simple steps and you’ll be a happy crazy cat lady.