Drinking a lot of wine alone is not lonely, it is romantic.
Damn, self, you got nice eyes. What you doin’ tonight? Me? Not much. Just drinking wine.
I wouldn’t have gotten sick if it wasn’t for you and your meddling kid.
Darn snot nosed little kids anyways.
Fur and Bones Puppy Wishes You A Creepy Halloween!
I’m not sure you could do this to just any dog, and I’m not even sure it’s a good idea, but it looks super awesome!
Zombie Disney Princesses
Disney is a magical place, until the lights go off and the princesses come out to feed.
Show your support, evacuate work and stay home.
You don’t need to be in a hurricane to evacuate. I’m going to show my support for the East Coast by going home now. via the awesome someecards
Sharing is nice. Stupid but nice.
Sharing is something we learn from an early age. But as we grow older, we realize that sometimes sharing is stupid. What’s mine is mine, what’s yours is mine.
New York Hurricane To Do List
Every now and then a hurricane gets close to New York. However, they don’t worry too much about them. It’s just a little wind and rain anyway.
Whale dressed as a panda for Halloween.
The great thing about Halloween is that you can be anyone you want to be.
