There is always someone who drinks at work. Might as well be me.
Mornings suck, solitaire is difficult, and working is hard. Putting booze in my coffee helps me get through the day though.
Pinch me and I’ll punch you.
Just because someone is Irish, or they look like a leprechaun, it’s not always a good idea to pinch them. Some Irish people have a temper and may just knock you out. Ask first, pinch second.
This is what crazy SOUNDS like via txt messaging.
Holy shit this is funny. The girl just doesn’t know how to give up and sends so many text messages that it’s unbelievably funny. You need to listen all the way through; it’s worth your time!
Green beer wants to be inside you.
I don’t know what it is about green better, but it just looks so tasty and is amazing around this time o’year.
Life with and without cats.
It’s pretty much the same, except the cat isn’t in your way if you don’t have one. And you have much less hair in your house.
This shit is brilliant people. Brilliant.
Why is it that people Like stupid shit on Facebook but don’t Like my shit? I’m full of brilliance people. Brilliant brilliance.
Congratulations! You made it out of bed.
Look at you, out of bed and on the internet already. After a few cups of coffee, you might even be ready to work! But let’s not get ahead of ourselves.
We’re all the same on the inside.
No matter who you are, what you look like, what your personality is, or what you believe in, we’re all the same on the inside. And that’s a good thing to remember. Equality for all the things! Image via kidsactivitiesblog
Want to watch Twilight’s Breaking Dawn Part 2? NO.
Twilight’s Breaking Dawn Part 2 is out and we can buy or rent it tonight! Or not. Grumpy Cat, you so smart.
Drink Up Bitches
St. Patrick’s day is coming and you better be prepared. Tonight I’ll be practicing getting my drunk on.