Some day we’ll catch that laser pointer. Someday.
Poor cats and kids. They keep chasing that red dot, but they never catch it.
Proof the 80s didn’t suck.
You can’t say the 80s sucked. From Ghostbusters to Goonies, Mr T., E.T., Mario, Care Bears and He-Man, the 80s had it all!
One in four children will underachieve. Will it be yours? #batman
Some kids have what it takes to be Batman, others will only be Robin. Is your kid Batman?
Everyone Needs Complimentary Coffee
“Well, do you look great today!” If you can get coffee to automatically give you compliments, it’ll become even more popular than it is today.
The Adult Equilievent of a Jack-In-The-Box
You just want some biscuits and you have to go through this evil game. You get all apprehensive that it’s just going to explode. And then it does!
I love people who make me laugh.
I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person.
The Difference Between Regular, Super and Crazy Glue
Do you know the difference between regular, super and crazy glue? via pablostanley
Remember When Handheld Gaming Was Hard?
I spent many of hours trying to win this game. There were no cheat codes, no saving progress, nothing. Just now or never!
I’m starting to think I’m going to be that guy that dies while Googling ‘symptoms of a heart attack’.
I’m not saying I’m stubborn, I just don’t think it’s that serious. I’ll just Google how to get better and click around till I find that one result that says stay home, sit in front of the TV and, drink beer. You know I’ll find it too.
I Can’t Get Off The Computer. It’s The Only Place I’m Cool!
It’s not like I can go out in public and be this awesome. It just doesn’t work like that.