Wine can fix everything! Doesn’t matter what it is or how bad it’s messed up, just add wine and *poof* problem solved.
Monthly Archive: June 2014
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 350,000 times, you’re a weather man. I love you weather man, but your track record just isn’t good. I know. I know....
If we were not meant to have midnight snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge? No one really knows do they? I’m sure it’s because food spoils if you don’t eat...
You know it’s going to be one hell of a party when Wayne and Darth are there. Party on!!!
Aren’t they such a cute little family? I could just eat them all up.
It’s Friday. Friday is amazing. Friday makes us do crazy things. Fuck yea!!
I’m ready for the weekend. I’m going to do some drinking, maybe some flirting, and we’ll see where it goes from there. You in?
Smart pretty girls have it so hard. They can’t meet a decent guy who will love them for their brains. Even zombies get distracted. via Jim Benton