I’m not sure why there is a sign for this, or why they’d need a sign. A cemetery is the last place I’d go camping. Hunting for ghosts maybe, but probably not.
Monthly Archive: June 2014
Congratulations. You made it to Friday! Now go out and have some fun. Don’t waste time as stupid Monday will be here before you know it.
Wouldn’t life be prefect if sweatpants were sexy, Monday’s were fun, junk food didn’t make you fat, girl’s didn’t cause so much drama, guys weren’t so confusing, and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow.
Part pizza, part taco, and a whole lot of awesome. Except that feeling you get after eating it. That’s regret.
While laying in bed with my husband, he asked me what I’d most like to do with his body. Apparently “Identify it” wasn’t the right answer. Some men are so picky.
Coffee is amazing. It can turn me from Grumpy Cat into Nyan Cat in just one cup. Ok, maybe two.
If it wasn’t for you knocking up Mom, Fathers Day wouldn’t be as awesome as you wouldn’t have me.
Every cat owner understands this. Cats have something against drinks being in cups. If they see one, they’ll put it on the floor. Not sure why, but I guess they just like to free...
You may not have all the things you need to be awesome, but you can find tools to get you there! Think positive and anything is possible.
It’s true. Give it a try. Wait for it. Keep trying. Oh man, this is getting good. Think about it. I really hope you got it by now.