Morning aren’t nearly as awesome as in the movies.
Not matter when I got to sleep, or how good I sleep, I still never want get out of bed.
Random Fun
Realists are the only ones who know what’s going on.
They think they’re so smart, looking at all the facts. Sometimes, it’s good to be ignorant.
Morning again? But I just got up yesterday.
I just want one day where I don’t have to get out of bed. via Victims of Circumsolar
I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around.
Then I put my left foot in, then out, then it got complicated and I spun myself around till I fell down.
I’m just a big toasty cinnamon bun. I never want to leave this bed.
I don’t understand why I need to get out of bed. I’m comfortable and happy here.
I may never look at breakfast the same again.
Are you eggs or sausage? Do you prefer eggs or sausage? This is wrong in so many ways, yet correct and funny.
I can’t fall asleep. My ADHD keeps kicking in.
I’m all like “bed time, yea!” But my mind is like “one sheep, two sheep, cow, turtle, duck, Old McDonald had a farm, heeey Macarena!”
If thought bubbles appeared above my head, I’d be screwed.
There’s so many things I think about people all day that if they found out, I’d be out friends, a job, and never get a date again.
I have no idea what anyone’s phone number is.
Remember when you actually had to know phone number? Or have a quarter for a call? Kids these days don’t even call people. They just message them. Man they have it hard.
I can’t even give money away for free.
Somewhere, on the other side of the world, some rich guy can’t even get us to take his money.