I’ve been single for a while now and I have to say, it’s going very well.
I’m very happy and I think I may be the one for me. All I need is TV and a drink and I’m happy. What else is there?
I’m very happy and I think I may be the one for me. All I need is TV and a drink and I’m happy. What else is there?
This Thanksgiving, decorate your toilet with a turkey. Then your guests can come feed and water your turkey. Or you can be thankful that you don’t have a turkey toilet in your house.
Or not. Cats don’t really care about us humans, unless humans are petting or feeding them. Somehow, we let them get away with it too. via The Bloggess
Halloween is great because you can be anyone you want to be. Like you can be grumpy at work and say it’s just a costume.Or may you don’t even show up and say you’re the invisible man. Or scream out obscenities and say you’ve got turrets. Almost anything goes on Halloween.
Why not store your stuffed animals in jar? It’s an easy way to freak out others and is perfect for Halloween, Friday the 13th, or anytime.
Again, pumpkins are not the only think that you can carve. Slice up some watermelons, add some glow sticks, and you have awesome Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles jack-o’-lanterns.
This year, clean out your pumpkin, carve out a face with nice big eyes, then put in two tiny kittens and you’ll have the best Halloween pumpkin around.
I have no idea who this guy is, but I’m pretty sure he’s listening to Taylor Swift’s 1989 with his cats. That is if he can find it on cassette.
Seems that for Halloween you can get bodies buried for only $5! That seems like a pretty good deal. If you want them buried really deep, it’ll cost you, but if you need it, can’t beat the price. Hurry before Halloween is over.