Sometimes Relationships Are Complicated
Think you have issues dating, try being the sun. You’re the hottest thing ever but you hurt everyone who gets close to you. Forever alone. via Safely Endangered
Random Fun
Hot Shingles In Your Area Looking To Get Nailed
Some people in marketing are lame, others are amazing. I’d hire this shingle company even if I didn’t need my roof redone.
Cactus America
He’s not your ordinary super hero. He’s green, pokey, and here to save you! Well, as good as he can without legs.
Yoshi’s Island
From the creators of Jurassic Park comes Yoshi’s Island. Run for your life as this dinosaur seeks revenge. This ain’t no kids game anymore!
That moment when you’re using your phone in bed and it smacks you in the face.
I hate it when that happens. However, I never learn. I’ve been hit multiple times.
Not the best playground design.
Kids don’t see the same things adults do, but still, you’d think someone would have noticed that this is not the best playground design. Oh well, it’s not the size that matters, it’s how much you enjoy it.
And this is why I avoid laundry.
Nothing’s more confusing than figuring out how I’m supposed to wash clothes. Hot or cold? Like colors or just toss them all in? Coleslaw?! Screw it, I’m buying new.
Eat like no one is watching. Or dance. Whatever.
I don’t know about you, but I’m a better eater than I am a dancer. I eat when no one is watching all the time! Heck, I’m eating right now.
Nothing says “summer” like ripping out handfuls of grass and putting them on the person sitting next to you.
You don’t have go to on vacation to enjoy summer. Just sit out in the yard and throw grass on whomever you’re with. They may not enjoy it, but you will.
Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.
Don’t waste your energy trying to change opinions … Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it. Quote by Tina Fey Artwork by Norma C.