You Don’t Know Everything, Unless You’re Google
There’s a lot of know-it-alls out there, but really one one that knows everything! Bow to the all mighty Google!
There’s a lot of know-it-alls out there, but really one one that knows everything! Bow to the all mighty Google!
What’s your favorite sponsor for condoms? Nike? KFC? Pringles? All good choices here. You really can’t go wrong.
What’s this thing you call “Normal”? Is it contagious?! OMG!! Don’t touch me! I might catch your “Normal”! I’m proud to say that I haven’t been infected by “Normal”. Have you?
If I were ice cream, I don’t know how I’d survive. I’d just eat myself up. So tasty, so sweet. Mmmmmmmm
It doesn’t matter who you are, put a guitar in your hand and your hotness cranks right up.
I don’t think they make cats this small, but if they did, everyone would have one in their pocket because they’re so damn cute!
There is no reason to create a New Years resolution when you’re perfect. Or when you think you are.