Smile. Someone loves you.
Like this puppy. Of course puppies love everyone, but that’s not the point.
Random Fun
I found the vodka, it was hiding in the orange juice!
Nothing says good morning like a a screwdriver. Who would like one?
How not to do CPR
Even though it says these are CPR instructions, I’d suggest you don’t follow them. Blame someone. Check to see if their nipples are hard. Kiss sensuality. Apply Capri-Sun straw to the neck. Use hand to re-harden nipples. Picture life together & enjoy remaining Capri Sun.
Every day above ground is a good one.
True dat. Unless you come back as a zombie. Then you’re dead and still above ground running around.
Who want’s to put Red Bull in the coffee pot?
If you want to kick this morning off with a bang, put some Red Bull in your coffee pot. Next think you know, you’ll be seeing noises! Not to mention all the other crazy things that will happen to your body.
