How not to do CPR

Don't try this at home.

Even though it says these are CPR instructions, I’d suggest you don’t follow them.

  1. Blame someone.
  2. Check to see if their nipples are hard.
  3. Kiss sensuality.
  4. Apply Capri-Sun straw to the neck.
  5. Use hand to re-harden nipples.
  6. Picture life together & enjoy remaining Capri Sun.

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