Different ways to become a zombie.
It’s a rough world out there and you have to be careful not to become a zombie. Sadly, you’ve probably already been infected.
Random Fun
Life’s a bitch. ‘Cause if it was a slut it’d be easy.
Now embrace your inner bitch and have a good time.
Candy Bar’s Real Names
We all know Milk Duds, Starbursts and Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, but that’s not their real names. Wouldn’t you agree?
When life gives you lemons, slice those suckers up and find some tequila!
Screw the lemonade, we need something stronger. Something that takes those worries and shoves them down so far that you won’t remember them until you puke them back up in the morning.
Church mice want to talk to you about cheeses.
Don’t worry, it won’t take up much of your time, but they will try to make you feel bad.
Abraham Lincoln – Self Portrait
I’m pretty sure he was taking this for his MySpace profile picture, but I could be wrong. MySpace was like forever ago right?
Love is watching someone else’s boring show on TV.
It goes two ways too. You watch mine and I’ll watch yours.