A Christmas Carol… in 3 seconds.
Christmas Sucks! You suck! Yea Christmas! That’s the gist of the story. Not sure why we need a 2 hour movie, but when we add Muppets, that makes it much better.
Movies
Disney’s marketing department has gone overboard with this Frozen II promotion.
What better way to promote Frozen II then by pushing the country into the deep freeze? I don’t know about you, but I’m already frozen. Olaf would be proud.
Despicable Me Minion Pumpkins
Turn your Halloween pumpkins into the Gru or a Minion this year. You can carve them, paint them, or get crafty and dress them.
I’m single because I’m a superhero.
For all those that complain that they’re single and it sucks, the truth is that they’re a superhero. They’re all single, aren’t they? It just makes sense. Could you imagine if Spiderman was married? “You going out again?” “You never stay home and cuddle anymore.” “Ewww, Grose. A spider. Kill it for me.”
You’re the Obi Wan For Me
If your guy or gal loves Star Wars, then they’ll go head over heels for a card this cheesy cool. Can’t go wrong with R2D2.
If aliens are going to come and blow up the White House, now might be a good time.
I’m not saying they should, I’m just saying that if they were going to blow up the White House sometime, like they always do in the movies, now’s not the worst time.
It’s Christmas and We’re All in Misery.
Christmas with the family is always merry and bright in the movies. In real life its misery. That’s why everyone drinks so much. It’s not just you, or just your family. We’ll all just trying to survive until January.
Never Let Go Jack. Jack! Jaaaccckkk!!
We’ll miss you Jack, but we’ll live long and enjoy life without you too.
Don’t be afraid to share your ideas.
Next time you’re afraid to share ideas remember someone once said in a meeting “Lets make a film with a tornado full of sharks.” You never know when your stupid idea will be the next big thing.
Paws – Attack of the Cat
If you live with a cat, you live this movie every day. And yes, there will be blood.