Do not consume if seal is broken.
Poor shark, eating this broken seal may make him sick. via shaaark.com
Food
Is it spring yet? I’m waiting for my nuts to thaw out.
You see, I stored them last winter so I could eat them in the spring. Turns out, spring isn’t coming very fast and I’m hungry!
Amazing Zombie Cupcake
Now I don’t know how to make this zombie cupcake, but it sure does look delicious. I’d buy a dozen if I could!
I hate having to pretend I like vegetables for the sake of my children.
Being a parent is hard. You have to eat things you don’t like, you can’t swear in front of them, and apparently people don’t like it when you don’t know where your kids are or what they are doing.
You had one job and you failed.
Sometimes work is hard and some days you just don’t care. Which is ok, unless your mistakes are very noticeable. Then maybe you should pay attention a little bit more.
Wait until the brownies are completely cool.
OMG. How much cooler can they get? I want to eat them now!
It’s not to late to make an Easter casserole; out of Peeps.
It’ll be so soft and sweet and people will be talking about it for days! Plus it’s a super easy recipe. Just add Peeps.
I’m pretty sure this isn’t the true meaning of Easter.
Jesus game back because he can now turn bunnies into chocolate? Doesn’t quite seem like the story they tell in church, but store shelves are filled with chocolate bunnies. So maybe it’s possible? via completelyseriouscomics.com