Batman vs Superman – Act Naturally
When you’re one Batman in the a sea of Supermen, you’re best chance at staying alive is blending in and act naturally. No one will ever know.
Superman
All American Advice from Superman
When Super Heroes give you advice, it’s a good idea to listen. America is great because we’re made up of many different people.
We can only blame ourselves for all the crime and violence today.
We removed all the phone booths and now Superman has nowhere to change.
Texting While Flying… Not A Super Idea
Superman isn’t so super when he hits an airplane. Get off the phone and fly jerk!!
Instructions On How To Fly
I’ve always wondered how to fly, now there are easy to understand instructions. Nice! Note: Don’t try this at home you idiot. via That Girl