Winter is out to get you.
If you thought winter was bad enough as is, you haven’t seen anything yet. Imagine a giant snow monster crawling out of the ground!!
Snow
Think Spring
Spring is on its way! Course, it’s taking its damn time. One more snow storm and I’m gonna lose it!
You built a snowman? How cute. We have a 16ft tall snow shark!
Next time you’re out rolling snow in to a ball, think bigger. Think a snow shark that towers over the neighborhood! This 16-foot Snow Shark was built by Austin, Connor and Trevor Bartz, brothers in New Brighton, MN. I can’t even imagine how they built this.
I Love My Snowman. He’s So Cozy.
You may think your snowman is cold and no fun, but this cat thinks his snowman is the best thing ever. Now, if he can only get the snowman to pet and feed him.
Om Nom Nom Nom. Snowman Eats Kid
Ever wonder what snowmen eat? Looks like kids! I tell ya, you spend all afternoon building him and he bites your head off.
Goddamn snow. I got important cat shit to do!
Too much snow. Ain’t nobody got time for that. Especially when I have important cat shit to do. Like finding something warm and cozy to sleep on because it’s freaking cold out here!
Wicked Stawm Comin’
If I’m interpreting the north-east accent properly, that sign means there is a big winter storm headed that way. Time to stock up on hot coco, board games and blankets! Oh and all those other things that will help you say warm and alive.
How come kitties can’t catch snowballs?
I threw the snowball right at the kitty and he tried to catch it with is face. Fail kitty. You’re suppose to catch it with your paws.
Snowmen for Sale – Some Assembly Required
You can’t beat this deal on a snowman. Getting them un-assembled is the way to go. So much cheaper than fully assembled. And more fun this way.
Cars 3 – Snow Patrol
These cars may look cute, but underneath that snowy exterior is the police, just waiting to pull you over. GIT-R-DONE in jail scumbag.