Some things in life are simple so why are we making it so hard for others?
I wish this card was at Halmark. – Buy this card.
Go out, have a few drinks, get your groove on and have fun. Just remember, spooning leads to forking.
We preach because we like you and don’t want you getting nasty STDs.
It’s so much fun if you just add a few letters.
He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good and he knows when you’re making yourself happy for goodness sake.
Sorry women, but your husband has no idea what you’re feeling. It’s not just him either, all husbands have this issue. Maybe you could tell them what you’re feeling? Ohh and while you’re at...
Zombies don’t have it too easy. I mean they have to deal with necrophiliacs after all. Those people are weird.