Tell your special someone this Valentines Day that even though they’re not perfect, and you are, that you still love them. Roses are red Violets are blue Even though you have selective hearing I still love you
Women always want you to be honest right? Well shit bitch, you is fine. And that’s the truth. You can get your very own bear over at Firebox. You can also grab some Hollabears on Amazon.
Don’t jump to conclusions, pay attention to the details. It’s not what I say, but how I say it.
Well, maybe not a grizzly bear. Or a brown bear. Or even a panda bear. But maybe one of those Care Bears!!
It took me all day, but I made it for you. And when I say all day, I mean I drank the water this morning, slept all day, then peed it out.
You may think your snowman is cold and no fun, but this cat thinks his snowman is the best thing ever. Now, if he can only get the snowman to pet and feed him.
Your brain has all the knowledge in the world, but for some reason, your heart overrules it nine times out of ten. But I guess that’s a good thing right?
When I get married to you and we ever had an argument I’m going to make sure I tighten all the jars in the house to make sure you come to me. Don’t worry, I know how to make you need me again.
Relationships these days all start with a Like, poke or favorite.
