Give The Gift Of Honesty This Valentines Day
Women always want you to be honest right? Well shit bitch, you is fine. And that’s the truth. You can get your very own bear over at Firebox. You can also grab some Hollabears on Amazon.
Love
This Valentines Day, Read Between The Lines
Don’t jump to conclusions, pay attention to the details. It’s not what I say, but how I say it.
I’d Fight a Bear For You!
Well, maybe not a grizzly bear. Or a brown bear. Or even a panda bear. But maybe one of those Care Bears!!
This Heart Is For You
It took me all day, but I made it for you. And when I say all day, I mean I drank the water this morning, slept all day, then peed it out.
I Love My Snowman. He’s So Cozy.
You may think your snowman is cold and no fun, but this cat thinks his snowman is the best thing ever. Now, if he can only get the snowman to pet and feed him.
I’m With Stupid
Your brain has all the knowledge in the world, but for some reason, your heart overrules it nine times out of ten. But I guess that’s a good thing right?
If you get mad, I’ll tighten the lids on all the jars so you come to me.
When I get married to you and we ever had an argument I’m going to make sure I tighten all the jars in the house to make sure you come to me. Don’t worry, I know how to make you need me again.
It’s getting serious, we like each others pictures on Instagram.
Relationships these days all start with a Like, poke or favorite.
