Cats drink at Christmas time and it’s all your fault.
See there is a tree, and it has these decorations, only us cats can’t touch it! What’s up with that?
Drinking
Your beer is not half empty, you’re half way to your next one.
If you believe this, you’ll drink more beer as you’ll never be on your last one.
Come in for drinks. Keep walking and then what? Bears!?
Either stop in for drinks or keep walking and risk it all. What’s further down the street? Who knows, maybe bears, or a mugger, or real life! Better not chance it.
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Vodka Is Cheaper, Than a Dinner for Two.
I’m also willing to bet a bottle of vodka will be a lot more fun to finish than a dinner for too. Except for the next day, that’ll be hell. And I’m not saying you have to be alone. Get tipsy and make bad choices. You never know, it could be amazing.
Sorry. WI-FI is out. Gonna have to talk to people.
Nothing worse than going to a bar and having to talk to people right?! I mean, how interesting can they be when they have nothing better to do than hang out in a bar? I need a drink. A stiff drink.
I’m here for the boos.
I think we need to start handing out treads for adults on Halloween. Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker; that’s what my mom always said. Now that I look back, I think she was right.
Back to School Celebration Time
Good news parents, it’s time fort our kids to be back in school! Hit up the liquor store now for some celebration juice!
Don’t Drink and Light Fireworks. Your Eyebrows Thank You.
Some good advice from the local liquor store. Sadly, I’m not sure if this is preventing people from drinking and playing with fireworks it, or giving them the idea.
Wine is to Women as Duct Tape is to Men
Wine can fix everything! Doesn’t matter what it is or how bad it’s messed up, just add wine and *poof* problem solved.