Cats
It’s beginning to feel a lot like f*#k this.
This one goes out to all the Scrooges. May your holidays be merry and bright as I know that’ll annoy the hell out of you.
You’re not the real Santa!
If you’re going to take me to see Santa, I want to see the real one. Not an imposterĀ Santa at someĀ departmentĀ store or mall. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!
If you’re going to sleep around, wear a rubber.
And if you look this good in a rubber, everyone is going to want to get with you.
Start off the morning right with a catpuccino.
It’s warm, fluffy and will make your day so much better. via icanhaz
Soon I will eat you.
Waiting is hard, especially when you know there is a great meal just around the corner. Just be patient, it’s worth the wait.
Halloween is scary. Kitty hides in pumpkin for protection.
Those trick-or-treaters won’t get me this year. I may jump out and get them though. That’ll show them. No moreĀ ringingĀ the door bell!
I had fun once. It was horrible.
I wouldn’t recommend trying it. Then again, I think licking my ass clean is a good idea too. Maybe you’ll like it. The fun that is.