Life with and without cats.
It’s pretty much the same, except the cat isn’t in your way if you don’t have one. And you have much less hair in your house.
Cats
Want to watch Twilight’s Breaking Dawn Part 2? NO.
Twilight’sĀ Breaking Dawn Part 2 is out and we can buy or rent it tonight! Or not. Grumpy Cat, you so smart.
How to be fancy.
Turns out, Cheeto fingers and lips isn’t fancy. A moustache is though. Top Hat. Fancy. On a unicorn. Super Fancy. via the Fancy Cat Pusheen
Goddamn snow. I got important cat shit to do!
Too much snow. Ain’t nobody got time for that. Especially when I have important cat shit to do. Like finding something warm and cozy to sleep on because it’s freaking cold out here!
RAWR! I’m fierce! Just Kidding, I’m adorable!
Everyone thinks they are a big fierce lion, but really we’re just kittens wanting to be petted. Who’s a cute little kitten? You are. Yes you are.
Shoplifters will be subject to a 24 hour marathon of Sarah McLachlan SPCA commercials.
Think of the animals. The puppies and kitties. Think of the tears you will cry. Think of the sadness you will feel. Man, that’d work so good. It doesn’t get much worse than those sad animals and Sarah McLachlan music. That’s a real threat right there.
Love is in the air? Get out the gas mask.
There’s nothing as awesome as a grumpy cat on Valentine’s Day!
I love you just the way I am.
You don’t need to be perfect and neither do I. I’ll love you if I’m fat or lazy or bald or drunk or angry or whatever happens to me.
How are you so calm with only one life left?
I never thought about it before, but I’m on my last life and my cat has up to eight more! OMG. Now I’mĀ startingĀ to freak out a little. I guess this is why we humans drink alcohol.
Fancy Grumpy Cat Wallpaper
You know what’s better than a grumpy catĀ wallpaper? A fancy grumpy cat wallpaper. Look at hisĀ littleĀ top hat and eyepiece. Isn’t it fancy! created by ~melliiex3