If a bear has you stuck in a tree, try to pee in it’s eye.
This takes practice because bears have tiny eyes. But if you pull it off you can say you did something impressive before you died.
Bear
Come in for drinks. Keep walking and then what? Bears!?
Either stop in for drinks or keep walking and risk it all. What’s further down the street? Who knows, maybe bears, or a mugger, or real life! Better not chance it.
Hot Damn. It’s Cake!
It’s always a good time when you have cake. It’s great at parties, work events, or even just at home by yourself. Who wants some cake?!
I’d Fight a Bear For You!
Well, maybe not a grizzly bear. Or a brown bear. Or even a panda bear. But maybe one of those Care Bears!!
What If I Never Find Out If I’m a Puppy or a Teddy Bear?
Poor little puppy. Or bear. Or bear puppy. Either way, you’re super cute.
Don’t judge me, I’m sweet on the inside.
I may not be cute, soft or cuddly, but on the inside I’m as sweet as can be.
Panda Bears Were Created When God Ran Low On Ink
Did you know that panda bears were created when God ran low on ink? Yep, he was printing out some black bears and next thing he knew they were coming out not so black.
I Will Kill You With My Bear Hands
He’s cute, cuddly and will kill you with his bear hands so watch out!
Crap. It’s Monday Again.
Stupid Mondays. They just come out of no where and blind side you. Oh well. via loveyourchaos