You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
The shots are just sitting there on the bar. They’re not going to drink themselves so bottoms up!
Alcohol
Vodka vs Wine
Seems if I have a basement full of vodka I’m an alcoholic. However, if I have a basement full of wine I’m classy. Either way I’m drunk and broke so whatever.
Alcohol won’t solve my problems, but neither will milk or orange juice.
I guess sometimes you just can’t drink your problems away. Lets try ice cream instead.
I’m done with the ladies. I’m all yours now, alcohol.
Life’s complicated. It doesn’t matter which path you choose.
I’m not addicted to beer, it’s addicted to me.
No matter how hard I try to get away, beer always finds me again. It’s everywhere! via explosm.net
Alcohol is not the answer. It just makes you forget the question.
The best stories are made up of the parts you remember, or parts you choose to forget.
Alcohol Makes For A Great Story
Chances are if there was alcohol involved, someone did something stupid. If someone did something stupid, it will probably make a good movie. If there was salad involved, no one cares.
Don’t like it? Don’t do it?
Some things in life are simple so why are we making it so hard for others?
Society’s problem is not drugs or alcohol. It’s stupidity.
You have to admin it’s true. If it weren’t for the stupid people who abuse the system, take advantage of others, or are close minded, we could have a better society.